It’s Not Thanksgiving

Trying to convince my husband that my belly button does NOT have to “pop up” to show that the baby is done cooking.  He really really really wants this to happen… What are these guys thinking?  They literally want your tummy to stretch so far that the belly button that has been an innie for 38 years becomes an outie?  I’m afraid if that happened it wouldn’t go back in… then he’d be sorry!  
I suppose that’s why he calls me a butterball now.  


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